Did you ever fucked so much that you had to put your dick in the freezer?
(Oh yeah,this happened on Sunday)
Lol,my mom thought I was dead today.
SERIOUSLY! XD
But in the end I was brought back to life by my maker. This was what happened :
Maker: *flips through pages of Veron's life & death file* Hmm..let's see..I see you died of..huh?gastric? *looks down on my wandering soul*
Moi: Uhh..Yeah..*scratches head* Is anything wrong?
Maker: Ummm..It's just that.. It's kinda lame dying in gastric pain...and your file of says that you're not dead until you're 117 years old, and your cause of death is over orgasm-ing in one day..So you're not meant to be dead YET.
Moi: WTF?! OVER ORGASM-ING IN ONE DAY AT THE AGE OF 117?! THAT'S FUCKING COOL DUDE!! WHEEEEE!! WHO'S THE GUY WHO DID IT?!
Maker: Oh, your husband? Your husband is Edward Cullen, you know the vampire from twlight? Yeah that's him. He's always 17 you know. Anyway, he's your last husband. Before that your husbands were Prince Charles, Fernando Torres, Bill Gates, Gerard Butler, Andy Lau....*continues on for half an hour or so* And you're fated to be the richest human on earth!
Moi: :D :D :D :D :D!!!!!! YAYNESS!!!!!
Maker: A.N.Y.W.A.Y---- *kicks moi back to earth* There ya go! Go continue orgasm-ing! Byeeeee!!!
I had this mega gastric pain on Sunday afternoon. I didn't even know how did I get out from the toilet and went downstairs = ="
Well I was told by mom that I put my arm around her shoulder and she helped me walk downstairs.THANK GOD I'm not as heavy as Bruce XD or she would have a very big problem helping me down.
Somehow while I was almost making it to my mom's car, I fainted (- -) But my mom insisted on saying that she thought I was really a goner because I lost conscious for a few minutes with my eyes open. HEY, how did I keep my eyes open for a few minutes without blinking har? (=A=)
Thought I might earn a stay in the hospital again, but the doc said that I'll be fine after a jab and a few pills.. AND HERE I AM! I'M ALIVEEE!! HURRAYYY!!
***************************************************
Funny stuff :-
Did you ever fucked so much that you had to put your dick in the freezer?
LMAO
Lol,my mom thought I was dead today.
SERIOUSLY! XD
But in the end I was brought back to life by my maker. This was what happened :
Maker: *flips through pages of Veron's life & death file* Hmm..let's see..I see you died of..huh?gastric? *looks down on my wandering soul*
Moi: Uhh..Yeah..*scratches head* Is anything wrong?
Maker: Ummm..It's just that.. It's kinda lame dying in gastric pain...and your file of says that you're not dead until you're 117 years old, and your cause of death is over orgasm-ing in one day..So you're not meant to be dead YET.
Moi: WTF?! OVER ORGASM-ING IN ONE DAY AT THE AGE OF 117?! THAT'S FUCKING COOL DUDE!! WHEEEEE!! WHO'S THE GUY WHO DID IT?!
Maker: Oh, your husband? Your husband is Edward Cullen, you know the vampire from twlight? Yeah that's him. He's always 17 you know. Anyway, he's your last husband. Before that your husbands were Prince Charles, Fernando Torres, Bill Gates, Gerard Butler, Andy Lau....*continues on for half an hour or so* And you're fated to be the richest human on earth!
Moi: :D :D :D :D :D!!!!!! YAYNESS!!!!!
Maker: A.N.Y.W.A.Y---- *kicks moi back to earth* There ya go! Go continue orgasm-ing! Byeeeee!!!
I had this mega gastric pain on Sunday afternoon. I didn't even know how did I get out from the toilet and went downstairs = ="
Well I was told by mom that I put my arm around her shoulder and she helped me walk downstairs.THANK GOD I'm not as heavy as Bruce XD or she would have a very big problem helping me down.
Somehow while I was almost making it to my mom's car, I fainted (- -) But my mom insisted on saying that she thought I was really a goner because I lost conscious for a few minutes with my eyes open. HEY, how did I keep my eyes open for a few minutes without blinking har? (=A=)
Thought I might earn a stay in the hospital again, but the doc said that I'll be fine after a jab and a few pills.. AND HERE I AM! I'M ALIVEEE!! HURRAYYY!!
***************************************************
Funny stuff :-
Did you ever fucked so much that you had to put your dick in the freezer?
LMAO
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