Johor Specialist is the name of the hospital. Not someone claiming to be Johor's specialist

In the end I was really admitted into the Johor Specialist Hospital. *Johor Specialist is the name of the hospital. Not someone claiming to be Johor's specialist (rolls eyes)*
My mom asked me that if I wanted to be admitted into the Goverment Hospital, Puteri Hospital or the new one near Terbau Jusco because the medical fees are at least 12 times cheaper. Hell, a bed at JSH costs about RM150++ per night, but at the Government Hospital, it costs only RM 3. So are the checkup and doctor's fees.
I choose to be admitted into JSH because I've stayed there before a few years ago and the nurses and doctors there are very polite. Much more polite than those working in the GH even though the price is cheaper.





They even give you welcome goodie bags!


I was in JSH for 3 days and it bored me out.

Day 1- WAIT FOR DOCTOR,Blood test , X-ray, MRI scans.

Arrived at JSH around 10am, registered name and started waiting for the doctor. I was number 37 so I thought, "Eh, 37 should be fast", I pulled out my NDS and started playing "Wario- Master of disguise". I finished the 6th chapter of Wario after about an hour and a half. It still wasn't my turn yet, so I asked the nurse how much longer would it take? The nurse replied "Oh, the doctor is still checking on patient 10, please wait a little more longer". .........(=A=)
So after another hour and a half of gallivanting, rolling around, going up and down on lifts, it was FINALLY my turn. It took as long as waiting for the doc in GH! And the doc only took 5 minutes to talk to me, gave me a piece of paper which he scribbled on earlier and asked me to show it to the nurse.
I don't know how do the nurses even understands a doctor's handwriting! It looks like sacred ancient words. She looked at it for like 3 seconds, then told my mum and I to go downstairs for a blood test and scanning.





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I compared a doc's handwirting to my dad's handwriting. I suspect that he's working as a part- time doctor.




That's my blood there. I'm not a psycho for taking pictures of my OWN blood samples hor! It's not someone else's blood what!

After that I had an X-ray taken,



I was pushed into that tunnel for a MRI scan. It was quite fun being pushed into that thing. I imagined myself as a piece of paper being photocopied, after a while, I fell asleep inside = =






**In hospital also cannot forget to hiao!**

A few more hours passed, and I finally finished the scans. Then only I could go check-in to my ward.
I was checked in to a 2 patient ward, an elderly woman was sleeping next to my bed, we're divided by only a piece of blue curtain . So if anyone of us made some noises, the person beside could hear it very clearly.
I tried to keep my voice down while talking on the phone since there was an elderly lady beside me, but I think she didn't notice how hard I tried to low down my volume as much as possible because she was moaning in pain all the time. I didn't ask her family members what was wrong but I suspect it might be cancer. And she looked she might "go" **touch wood** anytime so it kinda freaked me out while the thought of spending 2 nights with her crept into my mind.



What's more, there were windows on the right-hand side of my bed. I hate staying near windows at night. Especially when you're in a hospital where it's mostly haunted.

Thank god that on the first day,
Yumi,Garfield,Qian, and Pauline came and visited me





So we went to the nearby cafeteria to "lim teh" lorh! I was so ALIVE that one of them said that I must act more sickly or the doctor won't know what's wrong with me.
We even had baked potatoes, garlic bread, hot choclate, mushroom soup, nasi lemak, orange juice, fish fingers, sandwiches for tea.



Yumi's nasi lemak rendang ayam even had a "double yolk" inside her egg! Chances of it are 2/1000! Can go buy ToTo!

Why don't I eat hospital food?





Because it looks like food served in jail.

Day 2 - Endoscopy



Early in the morning, I was woke up by a nurse, she asked me to sit on the wheel chair above. Without asking why ( who would have thought that much when you've just woke up? ) I sat on the wheel chair and let the nurse wheel me to a room, I closed my eyes and rested a while until another nurse woke me up and told me that she's putting a needle into the back of my hand,so it would hurt a little bit.




Anyway I slept through that too until she woke me up again and told me it was time for "scope". I looked at her and panicked =.=



Endoscopy means looking inside and typically refers to looking inside the body for medical reasons using an instrument called an endoscope. Endoscopy can also refer to using a borescope in technical situations where direct line-of-sight observation is not feasible. - Wikipedia

To put it much more plainer, it's stuffing a plastic tube into your throat until it reaches your stomach.



Have you gotten a fish bone stuck in your throat before? If a fish bone that MINI SIZED has already given me so much agony while it was in my throat, I can't imagine the pain of a plastic TUBE going down my throat into my stomach!



No wonder the nurse put a needle in the back of my hand earlier. While I lied down on the bed talking to the doc in the endoscopy room asking that if I could skip this procedure (he said no of course), the nurse inserted a jab of liquid into the needle part. I wondered why the doctor started counting 1,2,3. When I woke up, I was already outside the endoscopy room. I wondered what happened to 4,5. -_-
I felt nothing at all except my throat was sore, after a few sips of water, I was fine.

Later in the afternoon, Joey, Huey Siang, Sunnie, Vinn, and our Mr Reliance *smirks* Came to visit, thanks for coming arh guys, my day would suck without you. XD
*MEGA HUGS* *kisses our Mr. Reliance- literally- since he's so nice to drive all of you to visit me :rf *

Daniel came later that night (quite suprised that he came to visit me) and even bought me KFC. Ahhh..heavenly KFC!! The funniest thing about him is, he took a cab to JSH once he came back from Muar, I asked him why didn't he drive his own car? He told me because he's not a local so he doesn't know where is JSH. At that point I didn't know if I should " XD...awwww!" or " (=A=) " . I went quite speechless and thanked him for coming.


Around 4-5 am I woke up and stayed up until 10 am because the elderly lady was moaning in pain for the 17th time that night, yes, I counted. I really pity her =(

I should have been discharged before 12 noon that day, but due to me and my big mouth, I got out of JSH about 3.30PM. Why? Because I told the doc that Bruce told me while I fainted the other day, I fidgeted alot unconsiously. (Bruce put it as I looked like I was being humped. But you don't expect me to say that right?)
So doc arranged me to go to another hospital for a brain scan. -_-

The report came out, and the reason why I was there was because of gastric, and syncope <>
Results for the brain scan was not out yet, but I'll have to go back to the hospital for a checkup on the 26th. I'm a little worried that a "RETARD-ed BIATCH" would be printed on the brain scan report. Wish me luck that it won't come out like that.

My medical fees for 3 days : RM3456.45

**姐妹们,女人们,多谢你们来看我. 我爱死你们了. 下次你们进医院的时候我也会去看你们喔!! **你们生孩子的时候啦.**