新年快乐

Happy new year ya'all!!

Hope everyone spent your new year with your loved ones :)

I went back to my dad's hometown - Layang-layang to visit our relatives.
Truthfully,since young, I never fancied going back to layang-layang because
1) No one talks to me
2) It's a small village with a lot of insects
3) My gran'ma is a vegetarian therefore we have to eat veg's everytime we visit her. And I hate anything with vegetables or vegetarian food. (Even though my name starts with a "V", doesn't mean I have to love vegetables = 3 =)

But this year
I felt something changed for the better even though I can't put my finger on it

Maybe it was the atmosphere that food that tasted great made.
We only had vegetarian food for lunch on lunar new year, then barbeque for dinner.
The food that my relatives served for dinner was OMFG TASTY!!! They are true cooks!!
Been so busy eating that I wasn't even bothered to take any pictures. So was mom,dad and Bruce.

I had a great start this new year.
Won RM20 from my dad and another RM30 from my relatives in blackjack!
Horses rock this year!
Because of that,all of you better suck my ass and embed it with diamante. Then only the diamante-ed ass horse shall bless ya'll with good luck and fortune!

My cousin had a sleepover in our house when we came back from layang layang



I think Bruce & I MADE him sleepover at our place because we miss him *c'mon! some "awwwwww~~" please!* and I intended to bring him to City Square for some shopping or window shopping the next day since it's been ages we've brought him around Johor. The last time he came to Johor was a few years ago when I was still with Alvin, I brought him to Leisure Mall and left him there when Alvin called me to accompany him in the cybercafe where he was playing warcraft with his friends. =.= ( My poor cousin)

Anyway, my cousin and Bruce played warcraft from 12am-5am



大年初二 凌晨5点 弟弟跟表哥打WARCRAFT 被骂NOOB, 被KICK 然后输
无奈之下, 两个男子汉一起下载 WC的MINIGAMES来玩
被嘲笑为NOOB的背影-- 尽显孤独
That's what I thought what happened. XD

and then they woke up at 10am with only 5 hours sleep. Chioness!

I slept around that time they went to bed too! But I woke up at 3pm = =

Brought them to CS around 4pm, realised that there were only a few shops open. I thought- with these few shops open, I couldn't POSSIBLY BUY ANYTHING................

I was wrong again -_-



M&G bag RM159 .
Thought of waiting for the sales but the quality of the bag was too good to resist >.<


Then after that went up to Kulai - lazed in relatives house for a few hours... OH YEAH, their house is new and gorgeous!! RM280,000- was a showhouse, but they bought it for that price with all the furnitures and stuffs! good fengshui too! what a deal >.< But pity it's in Kulai and quite far away from the city..


Today, I lazed around at home doing nothing except taking naps, fiddling with my NDS, watching TV and eating pizza.



watching CSI miami with my mom.

not very chinese-new-year-masy at all =(

speaking of my mom,
she bought this for me before CNY



(I LOVE GOLD.)

and prayed to jesus with it that I'll be able to sell more cocktails when I'm working -.-

thanks momma! me heart you! =D =D =D!


性年快乐!
性想肆成,
四妓乳溢,
肾体贱康,
粘粘有欲,
牛年型好硬,
祝大家恭喜FUCK财!

随便啦

WOAHHHH.. I've realised that I've not been updating my blog for almost a month now.
PROVES THAT I AM SIBEH BUSY HOR!!! XD


my start of a busy 2009,
OLDP (outdoor leadership development program) from my college.
Stayed 3 days and 2 nights at Tekam. it's somewhere in Pahang. coincidently turned out to be a Felda plantation (company my dad works for). My dad had his leadership training at the same place a few years back. the day before i went to Tekam, while i was packing, he told me that the place was QUITE HAUNTED.
gosh i love my dad. (=.=) thanks to him, whether whatever stories he told me might have an effect on me mentally, i did experience some unexplaineble stuffs.

THE POINT IS--- ahem..
although OLDP was quite tiring + i hated my team leader + saw the fuggin big bright scorching sun everyday+ got tanned + now i remember why i don't like people who live in KL ( majority. but i don't mean ALL ) BUT. i still had fun. thanks to the minority of KL students that i like, which are also smokers and gamblers but are very nice people. i got along with them just fine. (the whole sentence sounds weird but-- i'm lazy to explain =.=)
and it's also the first time that students in our batch and the other batch of our college got to spend so much time together =)




I PAINTED THAT FACE HOR!! cute right?!





monkies -.-



new face makeup








KL friend treated me to lunch + foot massage when i was there for a day. foot massage RM139 per hour. WTH (=A=)



US =)



our assistant facilator from JB. MR.Kiwi and MR.Wing (remember i crashed his car headlights? =.=)





Food in Jalan Alor. I went there to have dinner with eeyan to refresh my memories when i stayed just opposite the food stall that i was eating dinner in.
nothing changed much. just me.

***************stuffs that i got in kl*****************

- CLOTHES!! (no pictures though)

- FAKE EYELASHES!! and a brush





adds to my collection of eyelashies
i bought the eyelashes at sungai wang. there's a whole CART selling fake eyelashes. that's like an oasis to me. but yuri said they also have a whole shop from the same boss where they only store and sell fake eyelashes.... OMFG..... that's A FAKE EYELASH HEAVEN!!

- 2 in 1 strightener + curler



it's a good straightener, but it sucks as a curler. the curls come out fine and nice but your hair gets so dry even though it's ceramic. and it doesn't stay long..
babyliss is better (-_-)

- BAG
**************stuffs that i got in jb*****************

- NDS (i designed the blings on top hor!! *flicks hair*)



- MAC brush cleanser ( i always thought that the price of the brush cleanser was about RM120? because it's quite alot of product in a bottle. but it turned out, it's only RM 40 = ="") + duo adhesieve + vanilla eyeshadow

-chanel (lol) eyeliner

- shu umura eyelashies




after all those shookalooka stuffs that i did,
all of us who went to oldp had to pass up a report of 2500 words in 6 days.

of course, i procrastinated (-.-)

and even helped adam for a photoshoot when i still had 10 hours left to pass up my report.

BUT!! at the end of the day, i passed up my report with a 3251 word count. muahahahaha!

******birthday prezzie for a very steady friend of mine******





你又老了, 开心吗?
讲真的,你生日HOR,我完全想不到要送你什么.
送皮包 很普通. 送手表, 好象在送钟(终)不吉利.
送花 又觉得浪费,送古龙水 又觉得很娘.
送腰袋,怕你绑不到 XD 包红包 过不久你应该会花掉.
所以 我干脆送个不会跌价 只会起价的 又非常有纪念价值的礼物给你好了.

兄弟,算算一下,我们也认识接近三年左右了.嗯,时间过得真快 = =
多谢你这几年来一直都很支持我所做的SOHAI事.每一件你都很支持 (=_=) 虽然不懂你有没有敷衍我啦
而且真的非常的照顾我.
在我最落魄的时候还会请我吃饭看电影
你真是个大好人 (T^T)
你实在太steady了
steady到我生日那天第一个来的是你, 最后一个走的也是你
连我家啊母都觉得你很够朋友.

哎呀 话不多说.
写到我毛都站完了 -.-

总之.pier吖~ 生日快乐 =)



5.30am = = ""
I'M SO GOING TO BED!


oh yeah,
chinese new year is around ze corner!! =D

happy chinese new year everyone ;)

happy 09! =)

Happy 2009 everybody!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D



08 has been a shitty year, you know it and I know it too, so lets admit it.
We all fucked ourselves up at least once in 08, so let's try not to screw up anything again in 09.
That's my new year's resolution.
Anyway it's almost 6am now and after writing a chinese short story (blog post below) I don't even know what am I typing now.

Oh yeah,I did a vlog again. Because--

1) I'm lazy to type what happened in 08
2) I had an urge to cam-hiao.



Btw I screwed up my 3rd day in 09 by eating J-co doughnuts in city square.
it's SO SWEET (and not in a good way either = =)



this is the right way to eat it. GET THE ICING OFF THE TOP



and how to minimize the sweetness on your tastebuds.

random = =

fuyoh :rf

bird human

Well,today I'm quite shocked by some findings that I found on the internet. WOWZERS. The internet is a vast ocean of knowledge,
but it always washes up things that changed our lives before to us to remind us once in a while to take some time and let your spirit break into pieces,
then use superglue and glue it up.



从前,从前,在一个充满奇珍异兽的遥远国度里,
有个女人 她在一个深夜里独自走在海滩上,
享受着黑夜的凉风
这是她每晚都会做的事情
这样让她心灵深处觉得很平静.
走着走着,望向远方 迎面而来了一个男人.

这个男人身上坐着一只在黑夜里发出金色光芒的小鸟.简直就像天使.
女人从没见过这么奇特的配搭 多望了几眼
男人默不出声
可这时 他身上的金色小天使开始说话,
对女人说了很多故事.
女人被这只天使吸引住了 便留下来与男人坐在海滩上一直听金色的天使说故事.
这些故事被包在一张一张的七彩糖果纸里.
一颗一颗的故事
被女人努力的抓着.藏在一个叫心底的地方.
天使说故事的当中,
男人默不出声的一直望着女人,
虽然女人有注意到, 女人却听天使说的故事听得太投入,
而不想理会身边的任何事物.

直到凌晨四点为止
一直默不出声的男人 突然从海滩上站了起来
转身就走. 金色的小天使对女人说, 明天 同样的深夜同样的地方见.
女人开心的点头答应了

第二天,男人与在他肩膀上的小天使又再次出现了
天使再度对女人说了好多故事 好多颗糖果又被女人藏进了心底.
这样的情形维持了几天
就在男人与肩膀上的天使与女人相处了第7天的时候,小天使对女人说 "请你爱我好吗?"
女人惊讶了一段时间 没有说话.
不过在女人的心底,
那些被包在一张一张的七彩糖果纸里.一颗一颗的故事
早已融成糖酱,流进女人的心砹里了.
女人默认了

小天使离开了男人的肩膀,
停留了在女人的肩膀上
"从现在开始,我会一直守护你"
女人听了感动极了 落了一滴泪.
天使吻了女人的唇 说"我不会再让你流泪"

自从小天使离开男人肩膀上后,
小天使每天对女人述说着一颗又一颗的故事
女人很沉迷于天使的故事
而女人再也没有到海滩上散步了
所以女人就再也没有遇到那个男人.
小天使似乎也把男人完全遗忘了
好像男人不曾存在过...

在一个满天星空的美好夜晚里,
女人开心的听着小天使说的故事时,
突然有人敲了敲女人的家门口
女人抱着好奇的心态开了门,
看到了一位陌生的妇女

妇女也没有给予女人什么问候
一开口便说
"把天使还给我"
女人纳闷的望着妇女
答道"可是,天使是我的,所以他从男人的肩膀飞往我的肩膀上的.是那位男人想要回天使吗?"
妇女轻笑,
"又是一个笨女人.天使一定给了你很多颗糖果对吧?"
女人点头
"你有没有想过,为什么你遇见天使的时候,天使坐在一个男人的肩膀上? 让我来告诉你吧, 那男人,是天使的灵魂,而天使 是我丈夫的身躯. 他总是喜欢说非常多的谎言-用着七彩糖果纸包着的谎言,做成一颗一颗的糖果,把糖果送进女人的心底里 让女人们爱上他 相信他的花言巧语, 再夺走女人们的灵魂. 女人们的灵魂,会使他身上的羽毛发出金色的光芒 却让那些可怜的女人们失去了最重要的灵魂,只留下了一个空躯"
女人不相信,妇女便指示女人往心底里瞧, 瞧见了什么?
女人瞧进了她心底里那些本是天使送给女人一颗颗甜蜜的糖果 变成了一只又一只的毒蝎,刺着女人的心脏
女人痛苦的蹲着,按着心中无数的痛, 看着妇女 轻问
"那你要我做什么..?"
妇女笑道
"我要回我的天使,只要你把天使还给我,我就会给你看到天使原形的解药.一看到他的原形,你心底的毒蝎就会被逼出来了."
女人点了头,
妇女给了女人一瓶名为"勇气"的解药,就消失了.
当女人把解药全喝光的时候,
天使出现了.
女人一看,
天使身上的金色羽毛一根一根的跌落
摇身一变,变成了一只人不像人,禽不像禽的丑陋怪兽.
这时,女人心中的毒蝎从她心脏暴了出来,
血流了满地...
"天使"这时对着女人投以鄙视的眼神说"啧!差一点儿身上会有更耀眼的金色光芒了!"
"天使"一气之下,踩暴了女人的心脏,往女人的已烂的心脏上吐一个口水,就飞走了..

女人的意识越来越模糊,她知道自己快要死了,
这时,那位妇女又出现了.
她惋惜的说"你得到了天使的身躯,却得不到他的灵魂.如果那天在海滩上 真正让你爱上他的是男人而不是天使的话,你也不会有今天的下场了."
奄奄一息的那一杀那,
女人领悟到了,
美丽的东西 是要冒着一个伟大的风险来肯定
骑在白马上的,不一定是王子, 他可能是唐三藏.
而身上长着羽毛的,不是天使.
是鸟人.

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